Hilarious

A dreo marrie and darrie were a pretty happy couple. They enjoyed each others company most on Sunday mornings, Today, though, the marrie had something on her mind.
“Hey, Kehven,” she called. The darrie, Kehven was in the kitchen, making her a cup of tea. He brought the tea and his own coffee over to the couch. He handed her the tea. “Thanks,” she said quickly and sipped it.
“Yeah, Izabell?” He asked.
Izabell, the marrie, glanced down at her own sweatpants and sneakers. “Do you think faeries ever, you know, dress casually? I’ve never seen a postcard or anything with a faerie wearing something normal. Do you think they ever do?”
Kehven laughed. “Well, I suppose that it would be hard to wear flowing dresses and stuff all the time. You’d probably get poop on them of something.” This made him crack up. “Could you imagine a faerie flying into a pile of crap? Oh, man.” He was near tears now. “They wouldn’t know what to do! I mean, I don’t think that any clothes stores have that size.”
Izabell and Kehven, like many dreos, assumed that faeries were ridiculously tiny creatures of myth. It had never occurred to either of them that a faerie could be normal human-sized. Or, for that matter, exsist.
But we do.